The gym and exercise in general present us with universal truths that all humans can relate to. For instance, it’s hard and nobody ever wants to do it. Many people have gone to twitter to put down their thoughts on the matter, and they’re all on point.
I’m a particular fan of the running at night one, that sort of thing is terrifying.
Read The 16 Best Tweets Below
I like going for runs at night because the added fear of being murdered really does wonders for my cardio.
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 7, 2015
Age 20: Gotta get ripped for Spring Break!
Age 25: Exercise reduces stress!
Age 35: My doctor says I'll die immediately if I don't do this
— Online Participant (@SortaBad) March 9, 2016
Do people who say, "Exercise helps me relax" know about not exercising?
— Robin McCauley Lynch (@RobinMcCauley) May 24, 2013
Cute girl at the gym said to me "don't u just hate seeing old naked people in the locker room" I got nervous and responded "ehhh it's ok"
— eric turtle (@dubstep4dads) August 27, 2015
How long are you supposed to rest in between sets at the gym? Like 6 months?
— philippe iujvidin🥉 (@philyuck) September 10, 2015
I hate it when Facebook is down and I have to call people to ask how many miles they ran that day.
— moody monday (@mdob11) May 14, 2014
I go to the gym so infrequently that I still call it the James.
— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) April 8, 2013
My running form could be described as “drunk woman slowly being chased by no one”
— Katie Dippold (@katiedippold) April 13, 2011
I just ordered a Fitbit and my bank called to see if my card was stolen.
— JAY [ham] KAY (@NurseMurderer) August 12, 2015
I'm a real gym rat (i go there at night and eat their garbage)
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 16, 2013
no joke, the 2 treadmills to the right of me at the gym are occupied by a girlfriend & boyfriend angrily breaking up while jogging
— chuuch (@ch000ch) March 16, 2014
Man, my gym is really crowded today, I imagine.
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) March 22, 2014
I wear workout clothes and walk briskly by people eating brunch outdoors to feel better about myself.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) May 9, 2015
Me normally: Ugh running is evil, make it stop.
Me injured: Ugh I love running so much, I miss it more than anything.
— Trackie Nation (@TrackieNation) November 11, 2015
The only exercise I've done this month is running out of money
— College Problems (@ColIegeprobs) November 10, 2015
Sit-ups are the best exercise because they include the most lying down.
— Spencer Robinson (@13spencer) March 27, 2014