9 Gifts Your Dad Doesn’t Deserve

As the ads are no doubt warning you, it’s not long till father’s day. You may be pondering what your dad deserves, and rightly so. But he probably doesn’t deserve any of these terrible ideas.

Chest Hair Toupee

No need to rub it in. He knows where his head hair has escaped to.

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Emergency Underwear Dispenser

Nothing says “your getting decrepit” like an underpants dispenser.

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BBQ-Scented Cologne

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Faux Work Pant Lounge Wear

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52 Things Kids Need From a Dad

Emotional ruin lies at the feet of books on how to be a better father.

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The Goatee Saver

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Kleen Stride Shoes

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Head Spa

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Sex for Dummies book

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