A while ago I posted about The 10 Hottest Women According To Ancient Greek Mathematicians, and since then an image has been generated using those ten faces to create the perfect morning. This work was done by Dr Julian De Silva with The Centre for Advanced Facial Cosmetic & Plastic Surgery. Unfortunately the perfect woman looks like she’s been hit by a spade or something.
She couldn’t even be saved by Scarlett Johansson’s eyes, Emily Ratajkowski’s kissable lips and Amber Heard’s legendarily perfect chin. So while I agree that their individual faces are totally rockin’, I’m having a tough time accepting this computer compilation, it’s just not how beauty works.
“With this ground-breaking technology, we have solved some of the mysteries of what it is that makes someone physically beautiful,” Dr. Julian de Silva said. “The results were startling and showed several famous actresses and models have facial features that come close to the ancient Greek principles for perfection.”
A study conducted by Escentual had even worse luck when they made their compilation. They had a twist, and made men compose a perfect face, and women to make their own. First up is the perfect face according to women. Very waifish, with horrifyingly large eyes.
The guys perfect woman is essentially a really glammed up piece of trailer trash, which weirdly enough, none of the women she’s made out of are.
A spokesman for escentual commented “It seems men are still of the opinion that blondes have all the fun and picked out Columbian singer Shakira’s long platinum waves as their preferred hair style, while women favour a more exotic type of beauty, choosing Freida Pinto’s raven locks.”
I think if we’ve learnt anything here today, photoshop is no substitute for good genes.
I hate to say it, but perhaps… Beauty is in our imperfection. Nawwww ROLL CREDITS.