I didn’t think it was possible for hipsters to screw up how a coffee is served, but it’s been done. We’ve already covered off food being served in shoes and on bricks, but this is just annoying.
History has been made in Melbourne after Jamila Rizvi ordered a simple coffee. After twenty minutes what she received were all the ingredients in three separate beakers on the ubiquitous wooden cutting board.
Sorry Melbourne but no. No no no no no. Hipsterism has gone too far when your coffee comes deconstructed. I just…
“I just waited almost 20 minutes for an actual cup before realising it would not be forthcoming.”
“I wanted a coffee. Not a science experiment. I prefer to drink my beverages out of crockery and not beakers.”
Agreed! Also they’re tripling the dirty dishes for afterwards. I consulted with the rest of the office, who appear to all be inner city foodies because they all think it’s super trendy. I may be in the minority here.