Kelly Oxford, a New York Times and internationally bestselling author isn’t the only one who spins gold. Her 7 year old daughter’s insights on pop culture and what it means to be a grown up woman one day are hilarious. Oxford makes sure that all her daughters best moments are shared via Twitter.
I have to say though, she really has some language on her, but they’re appropriate responses none the less.
Read a few of her highlights below.
7yr old "Do women get their periods on weekends too?"
7yr old mutters to herself "Jesus Christ"
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) November 20, 2015
I'm listening to Nirvana.
7yo "How did you used to dance to this?"
I play a gif of a mosh pit.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) June 28, 2016
Showed 7yo Paris Hilton DJing on Snapchat.
"So, she's basically a stripper."
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) June 26, 2016
Waiter: You finished dessert fast; want anything else?
Bea 7yo: No thanks (Whispers to self) kinda weird to ask that after serving dessert.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) May 22, 2016
7yo "Is Ellen a girl? Is she a transfer girl?"
Me "She's lesbian."
7yo "So basically just gay. Got it. Like all my friends moms."
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) December 30, 2015
7yr old: Wait! Do animals make babies the same way people do??
7yr old, mutters: Oh my god.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) November 28, 2015
7yr old: will the apopolypse ever happen?
7yr old: I kinda hope it does, so I can try human meat.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) November 24, 2015
Me: Look at the sunset; it's so pink.
7yr old Daughter: Please, don't take a picture.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) October 20, 2015
My 7yr old daughter just saw me topless & stared, whispering, "I'm never gonna take off my bra." 🙁
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) September 9, 2015
7yr old "what's a hooker"
Me "someone who has sex for money"
7yr old "oh god, that's a terrible job"
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) August 23, 2015
6 yr old told friend she could go to Starbucks on her own because she was really 24yrs old but had a lot of plastic surgery. 🙏🏽😂😂
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) July 14, 2015
6yr old just saw a butt-centric pic of Kim Kardashian and asked, "How does she fit on a toilet?"
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) March 22, 2015