The Weirdest Paint Colour Names in the World

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How you decorate your house is a very personal and important statement. So what on earth were these people thinking when they named these colours?

1. Emotional

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Yes my lounge is a little unhinged. So what’s it to you?!

2. Dead Salmon

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The colour’s not too bad but we don’t know what it smells like.

3. Nacho Cheese

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“…and in this room I was feeling like it really needed something that shouted, ‘oozing processed cheese substitute'”

4. Grandma’s Sweater

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I love my Grandmother, very, very much. But her sweater is another matter entirely.

5. Cardboard

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A name has the power to transport your imagination into another place. A lush forest perhaps, a blue lagoon maybe, or in this case, how about under a bridge?

6. Vegan

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If you are after something sort of insipid and greenish, this could be the colour for you. Just be warned that it doesn’t match with the Nacho Cheese.

7. Hipsterfication

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Instead of just being surrounded by irritating, hairy, trend-following 20-somethings who are so unique that they all look the same (a cross between an existentialist philosopher and a homeless person) while you grab your morning coffee from your favourite café, you could paint your kitchen hipster too. Or not.


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