There is nothing better than an uncontrollable LOL that makes you feel as though you just had the best ab work out. That is why we have compiled a list of jokes with the help of BuzzFeed and Twitter that are guaranteed to make any women LOL. Grab the tissues and enjoy the underhanded comments at inequality and female stereotypes.
Like a gender reveal but instead of eating pink or blue cake you smash a piggy bank to reveal $1 if it’s a boy or 78 cents if it’s a girl
— Meg Monk (@MegMonk) March 18, 2016
MEDIA: “We can’t believe Trump would tweet something so awful!!!”
WOMEN OF THE INTERNET: *scrolls through mentions*
— Kate Spencer (@katespencer) March 24, 2016
there is absolutely no way that labor is harder than installing a car seat, i just refuse to believe it. if it is, i give up
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 28, 2016
when you can’t find anything to wear so you have a 10 minute breakdown instead of getting ready pic.twitter.com/y8KIjEhubC
— CURVYLADYPROBS (@CurvyLadyProbs) June 12, 2016
Real women have curves!!! Real women have spirals!!! Real women are plump and covered in a creamy sauce wait nope thinkin of pasta
— Dee (@figgled) April 25, 2015
Damn boy, are you a bra? Because you make me uncomfortable but society has brainwashed me into thinking I need you
— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) October 2, 2015
It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn’t finish…
— Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) April 30,
Trying to get a pic with a girl that has the same ‘side’ as you is such a huge problem 😂✋
— Laurèn O’kane (@xlaurenokane) April 3, 2015
When you see a pair of shoes that you love but u can’t afford them pic.twitter.com/3U7RFpPK4i
— Relatable Quotes (@RelatableQuote) June 25, 2016
Girl, are you the Bible? ‘Cause men keep misinterpreting what you say to support their own selfish agendas.
— Nnelg (@justabloodygame) April 22, 2015
Telling a woman to get back in the kitchen is a weird insult to lob on Twitter. We can still tweet from kitchens. We have wifi & data plans.
— Living Marble (@living_marble) April 14, 2016
Our society makes women ashamed and unhappy with their bodies. I, for one, have always been disappointed by the lack of cupholders on mine.
— ess bee fritz (@RandomAntics) August 10, 2014
Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake.
— Periw-IN-kle Jones (@peachesanscream) June 10, 2014
My body during ovulation vs. my body on day 1 of my period pic.twitter.com/aveNQgInVF
— Miss Black Awareness (@ImJustCeej) June 10, 2016
You can complain all you want about women taking selfies; we aren’t the ones naming our children our own exact fucking names.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) May 25, 2016
Hey boy, are you a software update? Because not now
— Desi (@DesiJed) May 10, 2015
“Stop being a bitch”
“Act more like a lady”
“Work on your attitude” pic.twitter.com/J5mmLL5kTy
— craziest bitch ♡ (@CraziestBitch) September 30, 2016
Me snapchatting my dog pic.twitter.com/Pf8mbs96b4
— Relatable Quotes (@RelatableQuote) October 2, 2016