If there is one thing we can count on from Twitter is hilarious and honest snippets into people’s lives. We are even luckier when celebrities get on Twitter and start to share what it is really like to be one of Hollywood’s finest. In this case, we are talking about celebrity parents, who funnily enough are just like the rest of us when it comes to little rugrats and their crazy behaviour.
Some of the greatest celebrity parenting minds are on Twitter, yes we are looking at you Chrissy Teigen and Ryan Reynolds.
Here are some of the greatest parenting tweets that will give you a six-pack from laughing so hard.
No matter which kids book I read to my screaming baby on an airplane, the moral of the story is always something about a vasectomy.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 7, 2016
Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 22, 2016
Moms, a favor. Please stop responding to everything I say with “enjoy it now because you’ll never ________________ again”
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 5, 2016
there is absolutely no way that labor is harder than installing a car seat, i just refuse to believe it. if it is, i give up
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 28, 2016
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 19, 2016
Train museum! For the 223rd time! pic.twitter.com/ywSZIRuFQs
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) April 4, 2016
Turns out toddlers don’t consider rainy days to be sloth days reserved for Netflix and sweatpants. Their loss.
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) June 5, 2016
It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn’t finish…
— Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) April 30,
I may have terrified all the children at our daughter’s Halloween carnival. Btw- I’m pooh bear in case u can’t tell. pic.twitter.com/wQGCoxWEg1
— Channing Tatum (@channingtatum) October 18, 2015
I know I’ve got a blockhead…I never knew I’d have an actual blockhead for a child lol. pic.twitter.com/8RyuZZUX1h
— Channing Tatum (@channingtatum) October 9, 2015
Daughter: The Olympics started in 778 BC!!
Son: What the heck is BC?
Daughter: Before Christ.
Son: What the heck is Christ?
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) December 17, 2011
12yo son and his friends skateboarded into the house & caught me looking at Orlando Bloom’s nudes. Give me the Mother of the Year Award.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) August 5, 2016