Bubble Wrap is Losing its Pop

Greece has defaulted, the TTP has been ushered in under a cloud of controversy, the share market is a sea of red but on far more important note Bubble Wrap will no longer pop. Sorry, but it’s true. The Sealed Air Corp, which has produced Bubble Wrap since 1960, is getting with the times apparently but turning BubbleWrap into iBubble Wrap. As well as the inclusion of a lower case “I” into things the company will be producing flat plastic sheets that can be filled with air via a custom pump. Once inflated, iBubble Wrap look similar to traditional Bubble Wrap but it just wont pop.

Once inflated, iBubble Wrap look similar to traditional Bubble Wrap but it just wont pop.

As is often the case with things of this magnitude the news has sparked global outrage and condemnation. We are sorry to break this to you on a Friday.