JOKE: GHERKIN LIFE
A widow from Croatia has submitted to the Guinness Book of Records...
A widow from Croatia has submitted to the Guinness Book of Records a pickled cucumber.
She claims it is the oldest in the world and was pickled by her mother-in-law on the birth of her late husband in 1930.
Sadly the cucumber survived longer than her husband.
There is an urban myth that the holder of the equivalent English record is a Yorkshire man called Mr Wally Gherkin.
A good laugh and no-one got hurt...
She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still...
Famous quotes that really miss the mark.
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - Former U.S. Vice-President, Dan Quayle.
Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things...
An elderly lady dialled the emergency number after falling over...
The latest 'buzz' phrase is 'Elevator Pitch'...