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JOKE: LIVING WITH THE WOLF MAN
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office...
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The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. “How was work, dear?” his wife asks.
 
“Listen! I don’t want to talk about work!” he shouts.

“Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?” she asks nicely.

“Listen!” he shouts again. “I’m not hungry! I don’t wanna eat! All right! Is that all right with you? Can I come home from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food down my throat? Huh?”

At this moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage.

Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to herself, “Well, I guess it’s that time of the month.”

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