JOKE: ROUND LIKE A SHOT
Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things...
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I phoned the police but was told there was no one in the area to help. The policeman said they would send someone over as soon as possible. I hung up.
A minute later I rang again.
"'Hello", I said, "I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them."
Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the officers said: "I thought you said you'd shot them." To which I replied: "I thought you said there was no one available".
Famous quotes that really miss the mark.
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - Former U.S. Vice-President, Dan Quayle.
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