A cop stops a guy for running a red light.
The driver immediately protests “Oh come on, I slowed down! Stop, slow down, what’s the difference?”
The cop politely says, “Step out of the car please”, and then proceeds to hit the driver with his nightstick.
While swinging away, the cop asks “Sir, would you like me to stop or slow down?!”
Famous quotes that really miss the mark.
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - Former U.S. Vice-President, Dan Quayle.
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