JOKE: WIFE’S LUCKIEST DAY
When a blokes cell phone rings, he turns it onto hands-free speaker function...
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MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s $1,000. Can I buy it?”
MAN: “OK, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: How much?”
WOMAN: $60,000.
MAN: “For that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! One more thing. ... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re only asking $450,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and buy it but just offer $420,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. This is surely my luckiest day. I love you! Honey”
MAN: “Bye, I love you too.”
When he just hangs up, another man enters the locker room and asks the first man, “Have you seen my cell phone?”
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