As the ads are no doubt warning you, it’s not long till father’s day. You may be pondering what your dad deserves, and rightly so. But he probably doesn’t deserve any of these terrible ideas.
Chest Hair Toupee
No need to rub it in. He knows where his head hair has escaped to.
Emergency Underwear Dispenser
Nothing says “your getting decrepit” like an underpants dispenser.
Faux Work Pant Lounge Wear
52 Things Kids Need From a Dad
Emotional ruin lies at the feet of books on how to be a better father.