A Guy Shows Us all How to Hold a Baby

Hmm… turns out that you shouldn’t hold babies by the foot. Jordan Watson demonstrates 17 (+/- 2) methods of holding a baby. Any baby. It needn’t even be yours. If you’re one of those people who freaks out when a baby is presented to you by a gushing parent and holds it like one would hold a nuclear warhead, this video might give you some insights and pro-tips on how to hold the little human.

Also included: some sage advice on how to perform a myriad of tasks while holding said baby. Need to answer the phone? Need to open a cupboard? Need to hide that beer belly? No worries, Jordan has you covered.