Kiwi Guy Goes Viral After Slagging Off Ex in Group Chat But Forgetting to Log Off On Her iPad

Wow. What a muppet. London-based Mark had left his Facebook logged in on his ex’s iPad and had started savagely slagging her off in a group chat. Apparently, he rinsed his “100% a bitch” of an ex because she had “lots of plastic”.

Read the group chat below and her response to all of them. What an entertaining read.




24-year-old Lorna was watching Netflix on her iPad until she started receiving a bunch of messages that ruthlessly disses her. She told the LAD bible:

“I was sat watching Netflix on my iPad when I started getting all these messages through – I had no idea his Facebook was still logged in. I was really upset so I rang my friend because I couldn’t believe the vile things they were saying about me.

“I don’t even know his friends because he’s originally from New Zealand and only recently moved over here. I wouldn’t mind but he was texting and ringing me only a few days before saying ‘please talk to me’ but I just wasn’t feeling it. We didn’t break up because he did anything wrong, he was just really needy and didn’t bring much to the table. He’s just a bit of a wet blanket.

“He’s 26 and has only just started his first job. He didn’t make much effort to make friends with anyone and he just used to hang round mine all the time which wasn’t attractive. I actually dumped him in my flat when all my housemates were there so it’s really awkward that he’s saying he ended it when he definitely didn’t.”

She added: “There is absolutely no chance on earth I will be going to Switzerland. He can go if he wants.”