Not a celebrity? Calvin Harris wants to date you

At long last, Hollywood hotties are beginning to realise the appeal of dating non-famous girls like you and I.

According to the slightly questionable sources of TMZ, after dating Taylor Swift Calvin Harris is officially done with dating famous girls. *cue applause*

According to the report, T Swizzle was a bit too much for Harris to handle and he now believes that Hollywood girls are too narcissistic and self-obsessed to date. Ouch.

Before you book your ticket to go and claim your man, we should probably mention that to get a look in you  probably need to look a bit like Sofia Vergara.

So maybe we will all go to a few Pilates classes before we get on that plane. *sigh*

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