Taylor Swift’s Old MySpace Page Surfaces and It’s So Amazing

Taylor Swift is perfect – and now that the internet knows she was a crazy teenager, she’s even more perfect. The MySpace page allegedly belonged to Taylor Swift when she was starting out. There are some seriously amazing bits and bobs that give us insight into her normal life before she was world famous.

Buzzfeed has compiled some of the comments that are now floating around the internet. Enjoy.

MySpace/ via fafmag.com
... and here's an early selfie reminiscent of most digital camera selfies* of the mid-2000s...
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... and here's just a really random emo pic that screams Myspace but is actually from an appearance on CSI.
Myspace / Via klear.com


The comments are mostly random inside jokes like this one where she says "haha fuck sewing machines."
These ones are about the artist Grant Wood, her friend's boobs, and the word "durr."
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Even Taylor hated when her friends posted bad pics of her!
This one has another random inside joke from the move Sahara.
Here she is sub-wall commenting about someone else (a very mid-2000s thing) and talking about posting PROM PICTURES!!!
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This one is super weird but is especially notable for the use of "queer fellow," "top 8," "sex van" and the words "thinketh" + "hangeth." Honestly this one is just so rich.

“I read your complaining comment about how your not on abilgails top 8. well, how could you be? I’M THERE. TAKING YOUR SPOT HAHAHAHA (evil laugh, you know the drill). Well, anyway, listen my queer fellow, I thinketh we shall hangeth out sometime soon, eh? yes yes, i do believe i am growing fond of this idea. drive over in your sex van and come pick me up. farewell knave.”

Apparently Taylor really had a thing for sketchy vans.
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“I am obsessed with you.

If you look out your window and down the street about 200 yards, you may see a big white van parked on the street. I am inside the van with a telescope and computer. Just trying to catch a glimpse of kelsey dammmm morris.

haha. end of story.”

In this one she's just randomly complimenting a person (which was a normal thing to do back then in the olden when you were bored.)
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Here's some weird ass limerick.
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Here's two more with some random inside jokes about deep-throating a lollipop (I feel like everyone had an inside joke about deep-throating lollipops) and a tiger-lion hybrid whore.
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And in this one she uses the word "Chorttle."

My colleague knew what “Heyy little girl… do you want to know a see-ker-ett?” was from. It’s the video below. Too random to digest.